Läpm Sshepm Ckez

Läpm Sshepm Ckez (/ləpm/ /s̼ipm/ [slow; late] [hip]) is a subtropical Town located in Ānzātnàj̼ County, Gÿtgesheyd Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Läpm Sshepm Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Läpm Sshepm Ckez was founded by Bonnlyn Ewelochoch, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 25°C (77°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 30°C (86°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 21°C (69°F). Läpm Sshepm Ckez receives an average of 152 cm/y (59 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the fall. Läpm Sshepm Ckez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 4978 m (16332 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Läpm Sshepm Ckez was founded durring the late 15th century in winter of the year 1371, by Bonnlyn Ewelochoch. The establishment of Läpm Sshepm Ckez suffered from several major issues, resulting in the need to develop many solutions to basic problems. Problems such as a lack of fresh water, logistical support, poor quality tools, and the odd monster or two. Howeaver, these were overcome in time.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the late 15th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Läpm Sshepm Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez is buildings have been located at convienant points along the cliff Läpm Sshepm Ckez was built upon. Navigating the town is therefore a little chalanging as the distance between buildings verris greatly and the premissive gravel streets flow where they are able to be made rather than folowing the most convienant paths. The town resides behind a palisade wall complete with battlments, a moat, and timber gatehouses with drawbridges. The robustly designed timber walls has suffered a visible ammount of structural damage, leaving them effectivly useless. One can't help but wonder why the has not yet effected repairs.

A look around Läpm Sshepm Ckez makes you wonder how anything ever gets done. The locals have clear, obvious rivalries with one another, as seen through clenched teeth and fake smiles. What’s more, there is a serious lack of any organization and planning in Läpm Sshepm Ckez’s layout as well as the local’s behaviors. The town seems to be a den of chaos where tongues are forked and local customs do not exist.

Civic Infrastructure

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Läpm Sshepm Ckez.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Läpm Sshepm Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Läpm Sshepm Ckez's grid is powered by a direct leyline tap.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

Läpm Sshepm Ckez's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its functional shapes, abstract shapes used sparingly for decor, simple color schemes, holistic design, and basic industrial materials. Its simple designs were created to be beautiful, functional, and mass-producible. The style used little to no embellishment or ornamentation, instead drawing attention to the streamlined design, such as flat roofs to create a simple, geometric look. The simplicity masks the style's nearly sinister functionality, as every last feature is designed to guide the people living in the building in how to make the most efficient use of the structure.

In Läpm Sshepm Ckez snow is warm to the touch and does not melt within city limits. Also it only happens during summer.

The Leshy, Lichen near Läpm Sshepm Ckez are known to be more aggressive than normal.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves ritual combat to channel Chronomancy energies of tier 3 via singing.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Läpm Sshepm Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

380 of Läpm Sshepm Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 24 work in Agriculture
• 79 work as Craftsmen
• 29 work as Merchants
• 62 work as Service Workers
• 37 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 62 work as Civil Servants
• 36 work in Cottage Industries
• 18 work as Artists
• 21 work in Produce Industries

742 of Läpm Sshepm Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 97 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Läpm Sshepm Ckez is uncommonly rich, not only for the gentry but for the common citizens as well. They may produce a valuable good, oversee precious resource extraction, have special economic favors from the ruler, or simply have inherited a vast body of infrastructure. Their neighbors likely view them with envy, and outside raiders and exploiters find them an ideal target.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century Mount Damnation, an iconic vista located neare Läpm Sshepm Ckez, proved to be volcanic when the mountain erupted. The eruption was isolated to the area around Läpm Sshepm Ckez, which was swallowed in ash, lava flows, and pyroclastic gasses. Läpm Sshepm Ckez lost 281 people, 321 livestock, and 56 buildings in the disaster. The event is forever remembered as the Day of Damnation's Wrath.

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